My Resimay:

To hoom it mae cunsern,I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.Sinseerly,BRYAN PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:
Dear Bryan,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check.See you Monday.