On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by thedoor of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. Forthis, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.. How about only tenyears and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed......
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertainpeople, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you atwenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a prettylong time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed......
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go intothe field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, havecalves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I willgive you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live forsixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again.......
On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play,marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, andthe ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play andenjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun tosupport our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks toentertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on thefront porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doingit as a public service.
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