A MUST READ! VERY INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING!: Redneck

Redneck Yard Swing

** A Redneck passed away and left his entireestate to his beloved widow . . . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.

Redneck Mailbox

**Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records

Redneck Limo

**Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Redneck Garden

**How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and theclerk replies ......"Go ahead."

Redneck Cellar

**Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)

Redneck Cooler

Redneck Time Out

**Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

Redneck Weenie Roast

**A new Redneck law was just recently passedWhen a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

Redneck Wheelchair

**Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a totalloss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn'teven finished coloring one of them.'

A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

**A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

That's all folks!