The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues andstuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloadedoff the Internet.When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of thepeople got up and left. I guess they decided thatthey weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hoursoff my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next timeyou're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

And the Laundromat - three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got upand left and l never got my order.