Friday, June 4, 2010

Senior wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter : "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist : "Of course, we do."
Jacob : "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist : "All kinds."
Jacob : "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist : "Definitely."
Jacob : "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist : "You bet!"
Jacob : "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist : "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob : "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"Pharmacist : "Absolutely."Jacob : "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist : "We sure do."
Jacob : "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist : "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob : "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist : "Sure."
Jacob : "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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